clraft:

lyxdelsic:

"Girls with armpit hair are gross "

bitch have you seen guy armpit hair. Its huge. Its like an entire ecosystem. Theres lost civilizations trapped in there. Girl armpits just have soft fuzzy peach hair. Shut thr fuck up

one time i forgot guys had armpit hair and one of my friends was wearing a tank top and he raised his arms to stretch and i screamed because it was like bAM WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE

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john-darnielles-bitter-melons:

zakuro-san:

kourtneyklaudiakarter:

I DIDN’T EVEN FULLY SEE THIS BEFORE I REBLOGGED IT. IT’S GREAT.

Oh, yes, yes, these leaves seem alright I’m just going to HAARRGRBLARGHRHAAAGRHRGHAHRARRGHGHGHHHH

EXPAND FUN

john-darnielles-bitter-melons:

zakuro-san:

kourtneyklaudiakarter:

I DIDN’T EVEN FULLY SEE THIS BEFORE I REBLOGGED IT. IT’S GREAT.

Oh, yes, yes, these leaves seem alright I’m just going to HAARRGRBLARGHRHAAAGRHRGHAHRARRGHGHGHHHH

EXPAND FUN

(via adorabisexual)

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420skeletonboner:

rootyrooster:

*posts an opinion on tumblr*

/gunshots/

/children screaming/

/loses 5000 followers/

"oh no! someone dislikes my opinion! i better get back to the real world where everyone always agrees with me 24/7"

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odinsblog:

#MyNYPD (Part I)

(via boychic)

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liquorinthefront:

liquorinthefront:

PINK APPRECIATION POST.

These are a few of my favorite pictures of her. #dreamgirl

Holy crap, this has over 40,000 notes! (well deserved)

Thank you Tumblr, for making me feel a little less insane for being so obsessed with this woman. Glad to see so many of you love her just as much as I do :)

(via that-lovable-ginger)

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pentecost:

moopdrea:

oiliest:

tooly
i am king




hail tooly

pentecost:

moopdrea:

oiliest:

tooly

i am king

hail tooly

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relahvant:

asktheteamofscientists:

hobgoblinhero:

danadies:

yes-master-thank-you-master:

The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

Jizz and jet

shoot and scoot

blow your load and hit the road

bust ya nut and off ya strut

relahvant:

asktheteamofscientists:

hobgoblinhero:

danadies:

yes-master-thank-you-master:

The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

Jizz and jet

shoot and scoot

blow your load and hit the road

bust ya nut and off ya strut

(via that-lovable-ginger)

451,596 notes

I don’t get why everyone is surprised at this???
Like was no one complaining when she sang girlfriend and what the hell?
Avril Lavigne’s been living in her perpetual bubblegum teenagerhood for years now

I don’t get why everyone is surprised at this???

Like was no one complaining when she sang girlfriend and what the hell?

Avril Lavigne’s been living in her perpetual bubblegum teenagerhood for years now

(Source: charmancler, via krumpany)

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biggestshorts:

dekutree:

he trapped

the dark lord has returned to hogwarts

it’s media

biggestshorts:

dekutree:

he trapped

the dark lord has returned to hogwarts

it’s media

(Source: utorment, via luxtempestas)

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